Advice Thread

[bigtiddyoneesan]

This thread is for asking for and giving advice. I'll kick it off.

My friend has four moderated comments as of this post. How many moderated comments does it take for a user to get banned? I He'd really prefer not to get banned, and is even losing sleep from worrying too much.
Pls respond.

 

[Halo]

My friend has around 10 and still kicking. He's not proud of those, but he says they were a necessary sacrifice for the greater good, whatever that means.

 

[MawMaw]

My friend want to say something funny but he's out of idea and its 2:14 AM right now, he should just fucking sleep already ffs.

 

[justforthelulz]

My friend overheard one of The Big Two discussing purge thresholds, though my friend claims they tried to brush it off as nothing more than a joke.

 

[Richman]

My friend_{wants a girlfriend...}

 

[Halo]

@Richman tell your friend to crossdress and then find another friend to crossdress with them.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo

My friend has around 10 and still kicking. He's not proud of those, but he says they were a necessary sacrifice for the greater good, whatever that means.

Damn. Ngl, your friend sounds like a real tool. I mean, 10 modded comments? Sheesh. You should pick your friends more wisely. I bet he's not even that great at Photoshop.

@Richman
Look into some dating sims to see if you'd actually enjoy the experience. Something like VR Kanojo is also useful. Both are extremely realistic, so either's fine. It's always best to try before you buy, know what I mean?

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Bro, my friend wouldn't pirate mangos and movies if he was able to "play" stuff like VR Kanojo. The only dating sim he has is that one of the disabled girls because it's free.

 

[Halo]

@bigtiddyoneesan: Damn. Ngl, your friend sounds like a real tool. I mean, 10 modded comments? Sheesh. You should pick your friends more wisely. I bet he's not even that great at Photoshop.

Nah, he's actually pretty chill most of the time. Smart, handsome and loaded.
I don't even deserve to be his friend, but he still lets me hang out with him, this is how great he is. Really humble guy too.
His only shortcoming is how he gets misunderstood so often.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
Aight then bro, I'll let you in on a few secret tips.

[ol]

Spoiler

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. No matter how attractive you are, focus on the obvious and reasonable things you can do to generally maximize your attractiveness
4. Improve yourself by doing the things you know you need to do to improve yourself
5. Realize, after you've spent so much time and effort improving yourself in mind and body, that getting attention from the opposite sex is not as fulfilling as being proud of your efforts and the resulting accomplishments
6. Become disillusioned with the manner in which we defaultly value ourselves, i.e. by the opinions of others (wait when did this become a step-by-step list)
7. Feel as if your real life has only just begun, and that the world is truly your oyster. All your actions are your own, all your feelings are your own, all your efforts are your own. Understanding and coming to terms with the objectively meaningless nature of life itself has made you mentally invincible. Your life is filled with purpose, and you never again doubt the subjective meaning you've given to your existence.
8. (Last and most important step)

Spoiler

Wake up

[/ol]

@Halo
Idk bro, kinda sounds like you idolize him too much. I'm sure he's just a regular person, same as yourself. If you keep letting him know that you think he's so far above you, he'll eventually either start to drift away or take advantage of your admiration.

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan Sadly my friend already failed rules one and two, so he can't do the other ones.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman

 

[Halo]

@bigtiddyoneesan Idk bro, kinda sounds like you idolize him too much. I'm sure he's just a regular person, same as yourself.

Impossible. This dude saves minimum 9 kittens a day. I cannot compete with such performance.

 

[Teddy]

Be a nice boi, remember its the internet. There's no point in getting mad unless you've got a stalking skill set.

From a person who doesn't have moderated comments but moderated threads instead. Also MD accounts don't do much. Also considering OP this thread is probs a troll

 

[pandascepter]

Isnt this thread already exist ???

 

[Richman]

Nono, that one is for complaining, this one is for asking for help.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
Different thing same shit.

 

[justforthelulz]

Success has changed you, @pandascepter, and not necessarily for the better.

 

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
God i fkin hate that manga, i'm on chapter 67 and it is still bad, there is too much bait.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman
I'd like to tell you it does get better _{(it kind of does,actually)}, but certainly not 150+ chapters worth of reader investment.