See... people who wear tracksuits when they aren't exercising are usually douchebags...
... But see, that is actually beyond tracksuit level of looseness. He must be wearing a fucking Venom symbiote because it seems to have NO physical integrity at all, and just shapes itself around him.
Oh... and I'd gladly marry either of those fujoshis at this stage in life.
That said, I'm guessing the only way they could have got to that age with bodies like theirs and still never even seen a penis is if they both turned down every confession and proposition they ever received... as I would not believe for an instant that they never got any. Even the smaller of the two is stacked.