"I know we made vows to have and to hold one another, but I would never presume to enjoy sexual activity with you-I'm a good man!"
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Doctor: So your sperm count is doing a-o-k, you're a healthy male, and the ball has been completely removed from your court.
Akkun: Everything is my fault and I promise to repent for my failures!
What's up with Japan's idolization of Simps!