oh that's fucking hilarious
"I may have been able to tank the spice going in..."
"But?"
"The Butt is exactly the problem. I'm going to be in hell for the next twelve hours. Please excuse me."
For reference, the (former) hottest pepper, the Carolina Reaper, peaks at about 2 million scoville units. Pepper X is the current hottest and peaks at 3 million. I feel nothing but pity for Gaia's intestinal tract.