Bwahaha. I love how Mr Quartz is just an irredeemable a-hole.
Takenoko vs kinoko is the absolute most trivial dumbass thing you could argue about so is totally the most SRS of battlegrounds for a-holes. They're two types of cookies with chocolate that differ only in where the cookie and chocolate are (look it up if you really care) so only the most neckbeard a-hole would actually care - and there are a lot.
Again, thank you for these chapters, they always make me happy even if I don't comment!