Congrats on winning the competition to be the rightful wife. Though we kinda already knew that this was going to be the case.
It's honestly a surprise we haven't seen a panel with him stuck to the pole with another pole rising from the tension of all these beach balls bouncing around in front of his eyes. Imagine how much he would've exploded if there would've been a wardrobe malfunction... Of which I am surprised there wasn't one.