And what, pray tell, is the first greatest line in all of fiction?
"I can throw him," offered Chili.
"To safety?" Asked Mr. Bucket.
"No," said Chili.
The last one’s the ”greatest line” but it relies on a lot the preceding context. To truly appreciate its glory, you’ll have to read the
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory fanfiction it comes from,
Chili and the Chocolate Factory: Fudge Revelation. Sorry about that.