"Seriously? Five seconds until the flag is captured?" is a much better title than "Five. Freaking. Seconds." I've noticed a reoccurring pattern with the translation. 95% of it will feel organic. And then there'll be that 5% that feel totally out of place. A word, or phrase, or joke that feels off. Something a character wouldn't say. It's because the translator is really pleased with themselves, and keeps inserting their own jokes, and modern lingo, rather than a more faithful translation. I get the feeling they know it pisses people off, so they do it just enough to amuse themselves, but not too much that will really upset people. I don't like seeing this kind of trolling superimposed on top of someone else's work. But I doubt anything will make them stop either.