The Ojii'san finally flipped his lid
At the goddess once again acting insipid
Demanding respect and yelling in frustration
At the shitty rewards, his pride, the whole situation...
The goddess did cry at being rebuked and slighted
Her heart turned to ash that the two had ignited
She slammed the ground yelling "IM DOING MY BEST"
Now Tachibana's got his banana and Jinguuji's got breasts