I sometimes wonder if Shakespeare would have been stoked to do movies. I mean, I'm imagining him talking about the play as he was writing it, saying "And then Ophelia falls out of a tree and drowns in a stream. Oh, and meanwhile, Hamlet is sailing and, get this, they get attacked by pirates--"
"Will."
"--and he totally joins them, see, and he's swapped the letter--"
"WILL!!! How are we supposed to put a stream and a pirate attack on that stage?!"
"Oh, bollocks. Um, we'll just have a little dialogue saying it happened. God's teeth, what I wouldn't give for better stage machinery!"