That ancestor that passed down that clothing of all things is quite the...eccentric ancestor. And they even make it durable enough to last for generations too...
What the hell is this noble boy who has been in an arranged marriage since he was young saying? Did he not get beat enough has a child to know what's expected of him?
Seriously you give a brat an inch and they take a mile. He didn't even have the balls to call off his own arranged marriage until it was essentially done For him by happenstance. Can't be married if 1 half is in exile. But what big talk he's spewing now that none are around to hear him... 😒
You know what would be cool? If the prophesied upsurge in monsters attacking the kingdom are just this guy after becoming king of the goblins, werewolves and whatever else and finally getting tired of everyone coming to drag him back.