Koichi's strategy is just "I need to make an announcement...Domino is a bitch ass motherfucker" and just broadcast that every day. And of course the CIA only cared about the scandal that the psychopath they trained and made into a super soldier caused...and not you know...
That chef reminds me of that chef from Killer Bean...the one who charged a damn trained martial artist because he was told that his cooking tastes like ass crack.