Hi! Doctor here (Fake),
Upon diagnosis sir, I believe you have received a virus… Unfortunately, it is hard to cure and has a 99.9% fatality among men and women your age. Do you perhaps know the term “love sickness”? I believe that’s my— wait duke why are you brandishing your sword?! Duke please it’s the only think I can think of sir— SIR YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER AAAAAAAAAAA