ML:
"I am so worried about my wife, who has gone to meet my abuser..."
"...my wife is successfully bullying my abuser into the ground, literally, with schoolyard tactics..."
"...is this true love I feel?"
I love it XD
Also, appreciate the amount chosen for monthly upkeep. $20k per month in petty cash hits a nice note for "extremely comfortable and fairly luxurious, but not to the point of indicating fantastic misuse of tax funds"