And so, the two Oni lived happily ever after looking like girls. But the humans who fawned over them started a massive war over which was cuter. This war waged for many generations, until one individual asked a historic question: aren't Traps gay? With this sentence the war came to an end, and the story of the Red & Blue Oni was changed and lost to time, out of fear that knowledge of it would start the war again. But history is often set to repeat itself.