Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute! Shadow Gaiden - Ch. 42

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Oh, chibi universe is still having to deal with duke assbutt, huh?
 
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Two meters high and four meters wide
No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
It's the Ultimate Pancake (Dear God!)
The Ultimate Pancake (Oh shit!)
Its taste could drive a lesser man insane
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
It's the Ultimate Pancake (Sweet Christ!)
The Ultimate Pancake (Fuck yeah!)
Whoa-ho
It's a shit-ton of chicken
On a dickload of ham
An explosion of clams
Whoa-ho
Top that fucker with yams
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
And you've got a pancake that I'd like to fuck!
I mean eat...what?
The ultimate pancake uses weapons-grade ham
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft
Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts
It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts
As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts
It's the Ultimate Pancake (Oh tits!)
The Ultimate Pancake (Hot balls!)
Whoa-ho
It's a legend of brunches
The lord of buffets
I could slam it for days
Whoa ho
It sets my patties ablaze
It's time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing
Ninja Brian for practice I nailed your blueberry muffins
Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
Ah! You have cleaved my entire body in half.
 
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So mc even made that asshat thinks that he's a round-worthy of a caliber lmao
 
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This is a stupid quibble, and nobody cares, but I'll say it anyway

There's no such thing as vibrato on an acoustic piano.

That is all.
 

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