Lmaooo made the president buff af
Also, as far as the student asking for help situation. Its as simple as this.
"Listen [kid], i understand that you needed my help with this, but you need to go through proper channels. You have to keep in mind that you're a student, and im an adult. Us meeting like this looks really weird and could cause serious trouble for me if someone takes it the wrong way. Especially since your dad is my commanding officer."
And then she would responde "oh, im sorry to bother you, i wont make a request like this again" and then you're done, problem solved.
As for how to escape the situation, ask the female officer from earlier to remain in the kitchen to supervise and act as a witness, it should be part of her responsibility since she roped you into this mess
