So the concept of malpractice probably doesn't exist in Kyatapi Land, eh?
I also like to think the surgical team for the knife-wielding maniac turned MD keep an entire extra set of sterile scalpels ready after he compulsively licks the blade of the initial one he's handed then covertly swaps'em when he's distracted.
it would be funny if he cut her tounge from licking the scalpel. i own one of those, and it's sharper than the hobby knife i use to clean up nubs on model kits