Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "what is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
{Stab} I solve practical problems... For instance:
"How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluously new behind?" The answer; Use a knife, and if that don't work: use more knives. {multiple stabbings later}
Like this, perfectly measured and sharpened stainless steel branded kitchenware designed by me, sharpened by me. And you best hope, not pointed at you.