Life in Captivity with a Yandere Girlfriend - Oneshot
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Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "what is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
{Stab} I solve practical problems... For instance:
"How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluously new behind?" The answer; Use a knife, and if that don't work: use more knives. {multiple stabbings later}
Like this, perfectly measured and sharpened stainless steel branded kitchenware designed by me, sharpened by me. And you best hope, not pointed at you.
Not problems like "what is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
{Stab} I solve practical problems... For instance:
"How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluously new behind?" The answer; Use a knife, and if that don't work: use more knives. {multiple stabbings later}
Like this, perfectly measured and sharpened stainless steel branded kitchenware designed by me, sharpened by me. And you best hope, not pointed at you.
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Now I haven't watched much media with zombies but I don't think a knife is as effective on those creatures as a blunt object, and we all know yanderes preferred weapons are knifes. So it might not be wise to pair up with this crazy girl.
