"One Destination To Library! What Does That Mean? Who Cares, None Of Us Even Speak This Language!"
Item #: MTL-Surya-003
Object Class: Readable
Typesetting: Visible, Non SFX
Engagement Procedures: Imitating a One Piece fan for its branding, this new branch of Surya Scans is to be monitored using a ten foot pole. Instances of readable translations produced by this MTL object are to be analysed. Any releases that suddenly show absurd word choices and semantics are to be marked with “Do Not Read” and filed under “Unpaid Human Translators" or "Cancelled AI Subscriptions”.
Recent data indicates that the transition toward employing legitimate translators and AI chatbots was prompted by an SEO crisis—specifically, a decline in website traffic due to the group’s previous offerings being infamously less intelligible than the average IKEA instruction manual. This hiring decision has resulted in an increase in comprehensibility, albeit at the cost of MTL-Surya's signature charm, which can only be described as “a train wreck in slow motion.”
Despite these improvements, researchers note that translations still retain an aftertaste of the bizarre.