Once You Know the True Meanings... - Vol. 1 Ch. 22 - Combustion

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This was probably the dumbest to date
the cops would easily find the drug in the victim belongings, and after checking that every victim have the same product making 2+2 would be the logical next step
South Park explanation to human combustion was FAR better, almost 20 years ago
the only way the cops wouldn't find the drug out would be if the self immolation only triggers a while after the last dose is taken, so many users would have thrown the jar out, and their bodies being burned or ash would make it semi impossible to make drug tests
 
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Microwave fire a.k.a. the targeted Microwave via Satellites roaming on earth.

Microwave jokes / disinformation started at the same time the human combustions happened and the Satellite Race in cold war happened. Why do you think those satellites have long pointed antennae downwards? It is not just for data collection. Why would you need thousands of satellites scattered around the earth for?
 
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Microwave fire a.k.a. the targeted Microwave via Satellites roaming on earth.

Microwave jokes / disinformation started at the same time the human combustions happened and the Satellite Race in cold war happened. Why do you think those satellites have long pointed antennae downwards? It is not just for data collection. Why would you need thousands of satellites scattered around the earth for?
this is the internet, so i genuinely don't know if this is a joke or not lmao
 
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Microwave fire a.k.a. the targeted Microwave via Satellites roaming on earth.

Microwave jokes / disinformation started at the same time the human combustions happened and the Satellite Race in cold war happened. Why do you think those satellites have long pointed antennae downwards? It is not just for data collection. Why would you need thousands of satellites scattered around the earth for?
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DEATH TO "PLUS SIZED" MODELS
DEATH TO LAND WHALES
DEATH TO HAM PLANETS
ALL FAT MUST BURN

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This is just a comedy now holy shit. "It burns fat in ways unimaginable."
 

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