Must be nice living in a country where you can casually play basketball without the real fear of some total savages dunking on you
And you better not stay below the net, and if you do, you better be short, and if you aren't... make them pay with a headbutt
Is ok you can pass it out as an accident, you must do it, you have to do it, they need to go back to the floor on their knees and in pain, their tears will distract everyone from the fact that you got their balls on your head
Or just stay here on the internet with me, not being dunk on