Ore wa Shiranai Uchi ni Gakkouichi no Bishoujo o Kudoiteita Rashii: Baito-saki no Soudan Aite ni Ore no Omoibito no Hanashi o Suru to Kanojo wa Naze …

[MangaDex]

 

[blablablub]

Yes. This dingus needs to open his damned eyes!

 

[DJKatsu]

Yes, now i realize Clark really did put some effort into his disguise.

 

[Sionnach91]

Clark was doing it on purpose for years though, and even that stretches believability. He also switches between demigod and human, so it can be excused that you don't think a mild manered dude is actually a superhero.

Here, the MC is just faceblind, and doesn't recognize his own girlfriend because she has glasses and her hair is up.

Imagine getting home, your girl is wearing glasses because she's on the PC and just got a haircut and you're like "WHO ARE YOU?!"

 

[xikarra]

What's her endgame here? Is she gonna keep pretending until he confesses?

"I love you!
— I know, I'm the coworker that kept giving you love advice.
— That's kinda fucked up. Why didn't you say anything? Were you toying with me?
— No! I mean, it's your fault for not noticing.
— I mean, fair but still."
awkward silence
"So, what do we do now? Grabbing dinner?
— ... Give me a while to process what the heck just happened."
leaves

I mean, there's a chance he takes no offense, but I think that's how most people would react.

 

[Oeconomist]

Imagine getting home, your girl is wearing glasses because she's on the PC and just got a haircut and you're like "WHO ARE YOU?!"

She walked out on me, man.

 

[Shmeep]

Have a revelation, Saito is nothing without Hiragi's advice. Turn Saito down for superior glasses girl

 

[shinshom]

I still wonder the size of the shitstorm when he finds out...

 

[Alcion]

What if he gets hit by a car and goes into a coma and never finds out?

 

[HatoSensei]

I still wonder the size of the shitstorm when he finds out...

The only one to blame there is the author for even thinking this is slightly possible.

Whenever I read a chapter about Hiragi, my SoD just breaks completely.

 

[apreiu]

The only one to blame there is the author for even thinking this is slightly possible.

Whenever I read a chapter about Hiragi, my SoD just breaks completely.

Ah, the classic "a smart character is only as smart as the author".

I still think MC is retarded for not finding out when the friend finds out instantly, and FMC is kind of a bitch for lying until now.

 

[UncannyLuck]

"We just had a date and held hands but I still haven't told her my feelings"

Pls. Sir. You're going to be having children soon and still going to the glasses girl for advice

 

[ciera]

Thanks for the chapter

Edit: yfw in this parallel universe putting on glasses doesn’t make your eyesight better, it makes everyone elses worse

 

[endymion]

Author should have made it so MC realizes he actually likes coworker girl, and now you have the most bizarre love triangle ever. Get more milage out of the faceblind MC.

 

[Felkin]

Author should have made it so MC realizes he actually likes coworker girl, and now you have the most bizarre love triangle ever. Get more milage out of the faceblind MC.

That's exactly what I initially throught the author was going for when they decided not to immediately resolve the faceblindness 'joke'.

But now it seems the author is just hell bent on continuing this ridiculous manipulation. Every chapter feels more iffy than the last.

 

[RakshaJaeger]

Fmc seems to not even worry about the fact that she’s hiding her identity anymore, that’s kinda fucked up for me. Their date was cute and all, but this whole situation is too much much for me to ignore…
Also, in Superman’s case, people often see the similarities with Clark, but it’s kinda hard to imagine Superman being a normal human, so it works, at least better than here.
Thanks for the translation

 

[SenpaiKero]

You guys really shit on the MC when it's the fucking chick who is an ass for actively hiding this fact from him. Like sure he doesn't have working eye balls but isn't it the chick's fault in the first place for hiding the fact?

At this point I think the MC might have noticed how similar their faces and voice are but he wouldn't even dare think that they are the same people because A DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD HAVE NOT KEPT IT A SECRET THAT TOO FOR THIS LONG.

I really need to thank you guys for making me realise how shit show of a romance this is and how all the cutesy wholesome stuff is going on is just a fucking fraud show.

 

[Kaarme]

The author could have removed some of the unrealistic part if Tanaka had, after a short while, realised Hiragi and Saitou are the same person, but he had decided to pretend not to notice. Then things could have progressed much the same. Weirdly enough in that scenario both Saitou and Tanaka would have been consciously exploiting Hiragi to make (cowardly) progress in their romance, just like Saitou is doing now knowingly and Tanaka unknowingly. The author could still choose that path, even if the suspension of disbelief is already long lost.

 

[Phantaminium]

The author could have removed some of the unrealistic part if Tanaka had, after a short while, realised Hiragi and Saitou are the same person, but he had decided to pretend not to notice.

Yeah this reminds me of the terrible with tech premise from remote class girl manga, it could become cute if he's recognising she's just working away at her shyness towards dating by priming herself on one side and executing on the other. Tanaka can recognise that since there's enough justification in her character to behave that way. Keeping up the pretence of ignorance doesn't make the romance less cute but every time he talks to glasses ponytail it's ridiculous.

 

[horsewithnoname]

Thank you for translating, Blue 52!