Thanks for the translation!
This is supposed to be seen as a win, but watching porn on a phone with two women huddled up next to you that you don't suspect to have any interest in fucking you seems way less appealing than just watching it yourself and actually being able to rub one out.
This entire "my homegirl comes over and we watch porn fully-clothed and then part ways" setup is more funny than arousing to me in general.