I spent forever finding just the right words to use there..."piss" is in the King James Bible!
But somehow "laundry room" slipped through...I changed it to "fullonica" to make up for that anachronism.
Yamazaki gets an award for the most obscure reference for "Kribana," a word that only appears twice in the entire corpus of Greco-Roman literature (AFAIK), in an obscure quotation in the Deipnosophistae.
Miki snuck in a Doraemon reference (among others), so I snuck in a Nekojiru reference, if you can spot 'em...