I am so doubtful that he has a badass plan.
I know it's basically the whole point of the story, but it is always so painful to read about these indecisive cowards who are constantly nervous, but lack the situational awareness to fecking dodge. If they're so scared of a bully, why aren't they alert for the violence? They don't even have the self preservation instincts God Almighty gave a flea thinking they can have civil discourse with people who constantly hit them without getting hit.