This was a lovely chapter- a very sweet tale of love almost lost. And a very charming end note!
...But I admit I'm here to say. It is in fact totally possible to lose a removable pecker. I'm a trans dude, and use a 'packer' sometimes, which is... basically a silicon model of one uh. Not at use, shall we say. Makes the silhouette of your pants look alright. But.
I came home one day after walking back from college and found... it'd gone missing, at some point...........
So it's a good saying, I think.