"What do you do for fun?"
"Me and my roommate hang out a lot!"
"What's so funny?"
"You just looked a bit like my roommate when you drank your coffee!"
"Do you have any plans for later tonight?"
"My ROOMMATE and I are going to watch a movie on the couch under the same blanket!"
"When was the last relationship you were in?"
"MY ROOMMATE IS ALL I NEED, HAHA."