Suterareta Tensei Kenja ~Mamono no Mori de Saikyou no Dai Mateikoku wo Tsukuriageru~ - Vol. 5 Ch. 42

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MC: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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Half-Dressed Imp Leader: "I'll use the sealed scroll."
[reading] "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh Lord, bless this thy sealed scroll, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...'"

Other Imp: "Skip a bit, Leader."

Half-Dressed Imp Leader: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Sealed Scroll of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
 
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MC: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
~~~
Half-Dressed Imp Leader: "I'll use the sealed scroll."
[reading] "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh Lord, bless this thy sealed scroll, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...'"

Other Imp: "Skip a bit, Leader."

Half-Dressed Imp Leader: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Sealed Scroll of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
if they bust out a rabbit he might actually break a sweat.
 
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I see there's some attractive looking imp women in the crowd. Then he goes and says they're not "evolved" yet. That maans he's probably gonna ruin their appearance like he did with the goblins.
 

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