I will say this on behalf of all the arachnophobes out there.
Dear Developers: STOP PUTTING GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS IN VIDEO GAMES, YOU SICK BASTARDS!
Now, this one comes from me:
DEAR DEVELOPERS, STOP MAKING SPIDERS ENEMIES! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I FORCED YOU TO KILL KITTENS AND PUPPIES YOU SICK BASTARDS! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME HARM THEIR CUDDLY WIDDLE SNUGGLEBUMPS!
That is all.