Tensei Mae wa Dragon Deshita - Vol. 1 Ch. 5

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Bikini armor are actually genius, because nothing protects you better than a +3 thong of deflection and the sheer confidence of someone who decided that vital organs are optional. Why waste metal on something dumb like 'a chest plate' when you can have two coins strapped together with string? It’s not armor, it’s a tactical distraction. The enemy isn’t fighting you, they’re fighting the moral dilemma of whether they’re allowed to attack. And that, my friends, is what we call peak battlefield strategy.
 
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Bikini armor are actually genius, because nothing protects you better than a +3 thong of deflection and the sheer confidence of someone who decided that vital organs are optional. Why waste metal on something dumb like 'a chest plate' when you can have two coins strapped together with string? It’s not armor, it’s a tactical distraction. The enemy isn’t fighting you, they’re fighting the moral dilemma of whether they’re allowed to attack. And that, my friends, is what we call peak battlefield strategy.
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Bikini armor are actually genius, because nothing protects you better than a +3 thong of deflection and the sheer confidence of someone who decided that vital organs are optional. Why waste metal on something dumb like 'a chest plate' when you can have two coins strapped together with string? It’s not armor, it’s a tactical distraction. The enemy isn’t fighting you, they’re fighting the moral dilemma of whether they’re allowed to attack. And that, my friends, is what we call peak battlefield strategy.
In most games, the less armor a female wears, the higher defence point she gains.

Reverse is true for male characters.

And the legendary bikini armor is always 999 def baby!
 
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In most games, the less armor a female wears, the higher defence point she gains.

Reverse is true for male characters.

And the legendary bikini armor is always 999 def baby!
So, a woman has the most defense fully naked and a man when he wears an entire clothing store?
 
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So, a woman has the most defense fully naked and a man when he wears an entire clothing store?
Depends, some hgames designate "nude skin" as the 999def. But most non-hentai marks the swimsuit bikini the highest stat 999def. Since if you remove bikini armor, you have the invincible, unremovable 0 def underwear.

For men, yea, wear the thickest armor you can find, it should be 999def. Men's swim trunks are normally 1 or 2 def. Sadly.
 
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Depends, some hgames designate "nude skin" as the 999def. But most non-hentai marks the swimsuit bikini the highest stat 999def. Since if you remove bikini armor, you have the invincible, unremovable 0 def underwear.
In Kamidori, the high-end armor is actually clothes that gets removed the lower your HP fall. Which in turn gives you a power boost. The logic is that as the heroines get gradually more naked, they will fight harder to cover themselves. :lul: Why? Because being naked is embarassing, ofc! :dogkek:
 

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