Awww, Yuan Yuan had the perfect opportunity ... to BIG SPOON. It was RIGHT THERE. Her man even laid down and turned his back to her. When the chance to big spoon comes YOU BIG SPOON.
Also, I think I committed a crime. So Miss Officer miss ... arrest me. Then you can make me show the evidence of the hidden weapon I have. It won't kill you but it will surely leave you bruised and battered ... or was it crumpled and creamy ... I forget.