The Political Broadcast of the Onee-Sho-Tou Party (Tokyo Governor Election) - Oneshot

[MangaDex]

 

[perceptiveperceval]

Japanalysis reference

 

[kingdedede]

i voted onee-shota in the last election, can you say the same?

 

[Robinisback]

The government is inherently corrupt, it wouldn't let the rightful to ever take the reigns and that's the truth. Do you think there was an actual competition against Onee-Shota party's visions? Ofcourse, there wasn't, This was a win-win situation for both sides, and you could enjoy a Onee-san and a Shota for next 5 year. The only reason they lost was because of the vote counting scandal caused by the Loli party. Japan, is this the democracy you offer to your own??

 

[CheesiBoye]

The best factoid I know about this was that one guy cosplayed and rp'ed as Joker and became a city council member after not winning a seat

 

[malagigi_encantatore]

Not the weirdest candidate for governor of Tokyo, not by far

 

[Kyuketsuki]

I voted for the mature women party. The muscular tomboy auntie candidate won me over by gain-maxing and hag-maxing

 

[MrMeh]

Today on JBC news;

The elections results are in and the Paizuri party has won the vast majority of seats totalling at 412.
Now governor Biggus Tittus has annouced sweeping changes, including the controversial tit-enlargment therapy.
The Flat is Justice party leader commented that this is a dark day for pettanko lovers.

The Cuckservative/anti-NTR party saw massive losses due to numerous scandals and failures of their previous government.
Many members of the public are angry that the ugly bastard gangs haven't been dealt with and are still on the loose.

Other opposition parties have won sizable portions with the Foot party recieving 72 seats and the new Covered Eye Bangs party recieving 5.

Foot party leader's comment;
While I am happy and want to thank everyone for this result, sadly I must say that we couldn't win a sizable enough vote to beat the Paizuris.
Despite even appealing to the femboy lobby with government subsidised programmer socks...

Eye covered bangs party leader's comment;
I want to thank everyone for this massive achievement, it shows there is need for real change, that the establishment parties aren't interested in fixing the issues that plague our great nation.
However, I would also like to note;
-The Paizuri party, while winning the majority, only recieved 19% of the popular vote.
-The Feet party recieved 1 million votes yet won 72 seats.
-We however, recieved 4 million votes but won only 5 seats.

Are these truely free and fair elections given these stats?
Over the next five years we will be campagning for proporntional representation to ensure our elections turely are fair.


BREAKING NEWS

Three MPs have defected from the the Cuckservative/anti-NTR party to join the eye covered bangs party.
Comments by the MPs suggest the cuckservative party was secretly cuckphilliac/pro-NTR and was deliberately doing nothing about the gangs.

Political commentator Goonmcgee agrees that the Cuckservatives are part of the NTR establishment uni-party but warns that the defecting MPs must be heavily scrutinised to prevent cuck infiltration.
He also noted that the Paizuri party attemped to cover up the gangs under governor Gooner Down's government.
This Governor who sold the government's lube stocks, abandoning the lube standard in favour of the dildo reserve currency.

 

[HoesLuvHerro]

Can I take her instead

 

[CelestialYuki25]

Bro smh should've made it so they could dress him up as well for a fee