When you get invited out to sex, but your balls ain't shaven and trimmed, you ran out of viagra, and have been holding the nut for 2 weeks, so you try to get out of the sex and post pone the encounter until you are fit fresh and ready, but she forces you onto the hotel room, imposes herself on you, assaults you, and you end up gooning in your pants mid foreplay, and now she thinks you are a premature ejaculatory and a lame ass... type chapter