Yandere-chan ga Kowasugiru node Gorioshi de Yarisugoshitara Tondemonai koto ni Natta - Oneshot (Long hair version)

[MangaDex]

 

[GlyphXion]

What is this ESL babble

 

[Pilomotor]

What is this ESL babble

Yeah, and they originally translated the words back in October 2022. You'd think they could've taken another crack at it before posting this version. Even machine translation has come a long way since then...