I just can't get over that no-pants knight. I get that in the grand evolution of armour in our world that thigh protection was the first dropped as warfare moved from spears to firearms, but not for cavalry. Her bare legs are right where the pointy bits of infantry weapons would be. Maybe put on some trousers if you want to go to war today, lady, hmm?
Now we just gotta get Private FNG and Sergeant Frag in here too, then it'll be just it was back in 'Nam.
Private Ephenji, Private Parts, and General Protection-Fault
The we can have knights: Sir Loin, Sir Cumpherense the explorer, Sir Prise the Inquisitor, Sir Pent the secretly evil knight, all working for Lord Amerci.