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DSS LLC is not responsible for the usage and concequences of using DSS taser. DSS is a taser self-defense weapons platform and using it for any other purpose can result in legal ramifications. Setting DSS on automatic targetting mode is against the Geneva convention and DSS LLC prohibits turning the setting ever on.
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