My Co-worker Is an Eldritch X! - Ch. 4 - Time and Decay

[jackjack9]

This city must be filled with eldritch people.

 

[jipowap]

I love eldritch beings that bother to look at us, let alone attempt understanding. The ultimate complement where something closer to the laws of physics notices humans.
Nyarlathotep stans humans. The universe cares.

 

[MySandwichNow]

Spawn camped for the breaking bad ref

 

[finalm]

Yeah, ideally you'd go for lye, basically ~5–10% NaOH by weight in water.
So, for every 10 liters of water, you’d add 500g to 1kg of sodium hydroxide, you can use higher concentrations (up to ~20%) speed up the process but it's more dangerous to handle, and you need to aim for 150°C (302°F).
The good thing is that alkaline hydrolysis doesn’t smell “rotten” so it's generally less stinky, but it's a messy process (you are literally making soap and that bitch will probably never drain in the tub).

That's well past the boiling point of water, you're not going to be able to get there without specialized equipment that can pressurize the whole contents. Assuming you could, it would take a few hours. The resulting gunk is actually possible to pour down the drain, after about double the initial time of heating and cooling it.

 

[izaan224]

This city must be filled with eldritch people.

I think it take place the same universe as other author works? since Kin is everywhere or just a multiverse of Kin i can't tell....

 

[chojinra]

Bro went from Walter White to Joe Yabuki after the existential crisis he got from her questions...

Yeah, ideally you'd go for lye, basically ~5–10% NaOH by weight in water.
So, for every 10 liters of water, you’d add 500g to 1kg of sodium hydroxide, you can use higher concentrations (up to ~20%) speed up the process but it's more dangerous to handle, and you need to aim for 150°C (302°F).
The good thing is that alkaline hydrolysis doesn’t smell “rotten” so it's generally less stinky, but it's a messy process (you are literally making soap and that bitch will probably never drain in the tub).

.............

 

[2141955dai]

Damn the Stewmaker is in town. Someone call Raymond Reddington.

 

[Big_Boss]

Grim chapter.

 

[rookienumbers]

Yeah, ideally you'd go for lye, basically ~5–10% NaOH by weight in water.
So, for every 10 liters of water, you’d add 500g to 1kg of sodium hydroxide, you can use higher concentrations (up to ~20%) speed up the process but it's more dangerous to handle, and you need to aim for 150°C (302°F).
The good thing is that alkaline hydrolysis doesn’t smell “rotten” so it's generally less stinky, but it's a messy process (you are literally making soap and that bitch will probably never drain in the tub).

Chief, you mind telling me how you got that info?

 

[InsaneAwesomeTony]

Based bird winged cashier

 

[finalm]

Chief, you mind telling me how you got that info?

It's common knowledge for chemists and people working in the funreal industry. In fact, this kind of thing is a "green" cremation-like method funeral homes sometimes offer.

 

[Alcion]

Easiest way to get rid of a body is to just eat it.

 

[luigiymario2]

Breaking Bad is indeed peak! But also what a wise dude XD; anyways glad they finally got rid of that old body lol

 

[Zl33PY]

Not birdbrain with the pokimane simp reference

https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/1d423k2

 

[Kaitensatsuma]

Ah the angel of the Be Not Afraid variety

 

[isoycrazy]

Rest in fluids, former body.

 

[Alteraucous]

 

[NOYBB]

It's funny how she can conjure up a working body but can't get rid of them

She can but she said it would attract other eldritch beings like her to this place, it's all explained in chap 3 btw

 

[crimeone]

Damn

 

[MewOne]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.