the writing has devolved to the point of the golden age of comics, what the fuck. "here's a practically exclusive beach for all 5 students and 5 staff! but don't go to the ULTRA RARE, CHOCOLATEY, FUDGE-COATED, SUGAR-SPRINKLED, ANGELIC, MAGICAL, FANTASTICAL, STUPENDOUSLY-SPECIAL AND LEGALLY-SEXUAL, GENUINELY, BRILLIANTLY, AMAZINGLY, GOD DAMN SPANK MY ASS AND CALLED ME SUZY, MEGA ULTRA RESTRICTED AREA!" "the lifeguard has enlarged knuckles..." or he could just have arthritis or any other condition causing such. and then the SURFING. sheeeesh, none of these dorks could ride a wave anyways. this is some corny Beach Boys 1950s dream with a plotline equivalent, but worse, to Dick Tracy.