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Hey all! I ate pigs in a blanket ( hotdog sausages in wrapped bread) and now I feel weird... Maybe I shouldn't eat things so phallic shaped. My hair is growing long and I'm worried that my family will notice my makeup.
We haven't gotten schizo posting since that one time with @Blocky_Mudkip.
MY FRIEND HAS GUESSED MY PASSWORD GET OFF MY ACCOUNT!!!!!
This is how you get stabbed in a Game Stop parking lot.If they don't, you fight someone who did get it
Have you considered that I'm built differentThis is how you get stabbed in a Game Stop parking lot.
Hopefully from KevlarHave you considered that I'm built different
Have you considered that I'm built different
Meth-addled Mudkip vs Sweatiest NeckbeardThis just in:
Local mudkip was found stabbed in Game Stop parking lot. When questioning witnesses they had said the victim was repeating "I'M BUILT DIFFERENT" right before being attacked by disgruntled shopper. Witnesses also noticed the victim was holding a Switch 1 like his life depended on it, probably mistaking it for the newest console, Switch 2, which has a similar name. Stay tune for more info from our local reporter, @Angry_Panda, who was at the scene.
Yes, that's right, @BakedBanana - I'm here at the only profitable Game Stop in the tri-state area, where the locals are shocked at this turn of events. It seems the victim overpowered a sales clerk and grabbed at the first box he could reach, getting the older unit by mistake, then threw his money on the counter and ran out of the store, screaming "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED" while running through the parking lot, holding the Switch above his head. He apparently stumbled into a group of travelling festival performers and impaled himself on one of the knife juggler's blades as he fell. At this time I've not been able to determine his condition, but we're expecting a statement from the police shortly and will update this story as we get more information. Back to you in the studio, @BakedBanana.This just in:
Local mudkip was found stabbed in Game Stop parking lot. When questioning witnesses they had said the victim was repeating "I'M BUILT DIFFERENT" right before being attacked by disgruntled shopper. Witnesses also noticed the victim was holding a Switch 1 like his life depended on it, probably mistaking it for the newest console, Switch 2, which has a similar name. Stay tune for more info from our local reporter, @Angry_Panda, who was at the scene.
Back to you in the studio, @BakedBanana.
Man, I hate being retarded. I get banned from all the fun stuff and have to sit at the SPECIAL news table with the SPECIAL anchors.... sigh....
Time to delete everything and start over
MY FRIEND HAS GUESSED MY PASSWORD GET OFF MY ACCOUNT!!!!!
It looks something like this.Man, I hate being retarded. I get banned from all the fun stuff and have to sit at the SPECIAL news table with the SPECIAL anchors.... sigh....
Seems excessive, but if that's what it takes.Time to delete everything and start over
Why are your drawings always so small? do you use a DSI or something?It looks something like this.![]()
Still better than any of the cable news networks in the US.It looks something like this.![]()
my drawings are small because im using my ipod nano from 2006.Why are your drawings always so small? do you use a DSI or something?
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