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This just in:
Local mudkip was found stabbed in Game Stop parking lot. When questioning witnesses they had said the victim was repeating "I'M BUILT DIFFERENT" right before being attacked by disgruntled shopper. Witnesses also noticed the victim was holding a Switch 1 like his life depended on it, probably mistaking it for the newest console, Switch 2, which has a similar name. Stay tune for more info from our local reporter, @Angry_Panda, who was at the scene.
 
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This just in:
Local mudkip was found stabbed in Game Stop parking lot. When questioning witnesses they had said the victim was repeating "I'M BUILT DIFFERENT" right before being attacked by disgruntled shopper. Witnesses also noticed the victim was holding a Switch 1 like his life depended on it, probably mistaking it for the newest console, Switch 2, which has a similar name. Stay tune for more info from our local reporter, @Angry_Panda, who was at the scene.
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This just in:
Local mudkip was found stabbed in Game Stop parking lot. When questioning witnesses they had said the victim was repeating "I'M BUILT DIFFERENT" right before being attacked by disgruntled shopper. Witnesses also noticed the victim was holding a Switch 1 like his life depended on it, probably mistaking it for the newest console, Switch 2, which has a similar name. Stay tune for more info from our local reporter, @Angry_Panda, who was at the scene.
Yes, that's right, @BakedBanana - I'm here at the only profitable Game Stop in the tri-state area, where the locals are shocked at this turn of events. It seems the victim overpowered a sales clerk and grabbed at the first box he could reach, getting the older unit by mistake, then threw his money on the counter and ran out of the store, screaming "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED" while running through the parking lot, holding the Switch above his head. He apparently stumbled into a group of travelling festival performers and impaled himself on one of the knife juggler's blades as he fell. At this time I've not been able to determine his condition, but we're expecting a statement from the police shortly and will update this story as we get more information. Back to you in the studio, @BakedBanana.
 
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Back to you in the studio, @BakedBanana.
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Been awhile since we had a photoshop huh? At least the news room has been upgraded.
 

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