Casual chatting thread

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

also im eating a hotdog and she keeps making faces at me and
saying "OOOH little girl LOOOVES her weener"

 

[BakedBanana]

nice argument, however your image has a reddit logo so I am more sigma.

@Robinisback
Normally I wouldn't want to agree with a M*necraft fan but he's got you there dood..

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

I was meaning to say, since recently you lost your senpai membership, your pink rights, your Bocchiness and even your rock, I am offering you training to reborn as a new pink individual, who will rock more than ever and will endure any life situation. This is how you're going to look in two months (don't worry, my agents are on the way).

Spoiler: Peak Robin

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please warn me next time because my female friend looked at my phone and said "that's how you look" when she saw it

 

[BakedBanana]

I was meaning to say, since recently you lost your senpai membership, your pink rights, your Bocchiness and even your rock, I am offering you training to reborn as a new pink individual, who will rock more than ever and will endure any life situation. This is how you're going to look in two months (don't worry, my agents are on the way).

Spoiler: Peak Robin

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Damn it @Manko-sensei, you got me laughing hard in public. Hope no one saw my screen though.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

eating this hotdog, watching adventure time, and thinking about the fact I have to wake up super early and get to work at 5:45 tomorrow...
it makes me feel so mediocre. a strange sensation

 

[Manko-sensei]

Damn it @Manko-sensei, you got me laughing hard in public. Hope no one saw my screen though.

They would just laughed and said "you have great taste on gals, pal!".

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

They would just laughed and said "you have great taste on gals, pal!".

The girls would walk over to you, strip you down to your SpongeBob underwear, and then start eating you. That's the only outcome that makes any sense.

The guys would probably give you high fives though, before realizing that's also a dude and then encouraging you... Nevermind, I'm going to stop there.

 

[Robinisback]

I was meaning to say, since recently you lost your senpai membership, your pink rights, your Bocchiness and even your rock, I am offering you training to reborn as a new pink individual, who will rock more than ever and will endure any life situation. This is how you're going to look in two months (don't worry, my agents are on the way).

Spoiler: Peak Robin

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[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

amazing but would've been completed if you changed the stars to mangadex forum members

 

[Robinisback]

amazing but would've been completed if you changed the stars to mangadex forum members

I would, but this is just a low tier Shitpost I just randomly made at, like, 4 AM, so maybe later.

 

[Robinisback]

amazing but would've been completed if you changed the stars to mangadex forum members

Also, I'm so damn sleepy that I thought you meant "stars" as in literal stars so I started searching for stars in the day sky in the poster.

 

[Manko-sensei]

You know I am a wizard, I know your deepest desires and I can make them come true.

But please, 4AM is a time to live your dreams, not shitposting.

 

[Robinisback]

But please, 4AM is a time to live your dreams, not shitposting.

I'd love to, but my schedule’s booked solid, I have weekend gigs at a Jazz bar where I seduce both pianos and patrons until 2 AM, then I stumble home like a noir protagonist, pretend I am Gordon Ramsey knowing damn well I am ass at cooking, and then I end up cooking something that may or may not be edible, depends entirely on luck, and by 3 AM I am on phone watching random videos and shitposting and procrastinating and refusing to sleep like a responsible adult.
Proper schedule? Never met her.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I have weekend gigs at a Jazz bar where I seduce both pianos and patrons until 2 AM

HEY DO YOU KNOW TAKE FIVE BY DAVE BRUBECK

(Paul Desmond spins another time in his grave)

 

[Manko-sensei]

I'd love to, but my schedule’s booked solid, I have weekend gigs at a Jazz bar where I seduce both pianos and patrons until 2 AM, then I stumble home like a noir protagonist, cook something that may or may not be edible, depends entirely on luck, and by 3 AM I am on phone watching random videos and shitposting and procrastinating and refusing to sleep like a responsible adult.
Proper schedule? Never met her.

Performing at Jazz bars is perfect because if they have dancing floor I'd be there giving my all, but even when I was younger by the time I arrived home I'd go straight to the shower and become one with the bed to wake up early the following day (well, 2-3AM is already the following day). How much of a Duke Ellington are you?

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

I'd love to, but my schedule’s booked solid, I have weekend gigs at a Jazz bar where I seduce both pianos and patrons until 2 AM, then I stumble home like a noir protagonist, pretend I am Gordon Ramsey knowing damn well I am ass at cooking, and then I end up cooking something that may or may not be edible, depends entirely on luck, and by 3 AM I am on phone watching random videos and shitposting and procrastinating and refusing to sleep like a responsible adult.
Proper schedule? Never met her.

this sounds like hell you have single handedly convinced me to stop twerking, become a fully educated man, get an office job, become a father.... just because i am terrified of ending up like this.

 

[Robinisback]

Performing at Jazz bars is perfect because if they have dancing floor I'd be there giving my all, but even when I was younger by the time I arrived home I'd go straight to the shower and become one with the bed to wake up early the following day (well, 2-3AM is already the following day). How much of a Duke Ellington are you?

this sounds like hell you have single handedly convinced me to stop twerking, become a fully educated man, get an office job, become a father.... just because i am terrified of ending up like this.

Guys, calm down, lmao. it’s not like I’m out doing this every night. The unholy rituals are mostly weekend-exclusive. On weekdays I just cosplay as background jazz at restaurants, tickling the ivories while people chew overpriced steak, And besides, I’ve still got a whole month before law school shackles me forever, so I still have time to act like a corpse on my bed until noon. (The pay is pretty amazing, btw.)

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Guys, calm down, lmao. it’s not like I’m out doing this every night. The unholy rituals are mostly weekend-exclusive. On weekdays I just cosplay as background jazz at restaurants, tickling the ivories while people chew overpriced steak, And besides, I’ve still got a whole month before law school shackles me forever, so I still have time to act like a corpse on my bed until noon.

lets make a series of 12-20 minute mostly episodic adventures where you wear a lab coat and have a portal gun and I wear a yellow shirt and jeans. We will go on many fun and awesome adventures, but in reality you will be a lonely and depressed man with a God complex and I will be slowly corrupted by your negative influence on my life. My family will break up and feud from your presence.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Don't forget the very loose plot about Evil MSML and the Rob[c]i{n}tadel, the Finite Curve, and clones.

It will be an awesome show that will require a high IQ to grasp, as otherwise the jokes and subtlety will go over the viewer's head.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

could look something like this
let's workshop it