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I had a thought about an alternate reality where human cannibalism is legal and normalized.

It’s not savage; it's industrialized. There are facilities that process the deceased and even offer "death assistance" (euthanasia) to those who wish to donate their bodies.

What's the twist? If you're a guro fan, this might not seem significant, right? But there's a specific reason for it...

It all started when humanity became universally allergic to animal meat. All of it. Conspiracy theories blame a tick-borne disease or, more sinisterly, a vegan-engineered bioweapon designed to force humanity to stop eating meat.

But the plan (or mutation) had one crucial, horrifying loophole: the allergy didn't apply to human flesh. After all, imagine being allergic to your own body. The reaction would be maddening: "RIP OFF YOUR SKIN! PULL OUT YOUR FLESH!"

Because of high demand and severe supply shortages, some regional governments implemented "insane policies" to solve the food crisis. For example, if you "failed to be a qualified human being," you were sent to the butcher house. Other policies required women to give birth to a certain number of children, only to have one of them sent to a 'fattening house.'

After that point, the world was never the same.

At one point, history turned. Society, in its desperation, led the development of a human clone to satisfy the insatiable demand for meat. An entity, living and breathing, engineered from birth to be replicated and consumed.

They called the prototype "Aila."

Aila was marketed as the "Great Hope."

The corporations behind her—giants like Soma-Stock and Vita-Clones—launched her with a campaign of relief. "The Ethical Alternative," the advertisements claimed. "All the nutrition, none of the guilt."

The government, eager to stabilize the food supply and end the societal breakdown, fast-tracked her classification. The "Aila-Series" was legally designated as "biorganic livestock." They were property, not people. This was the crucial loophole that allowed society to embrace her.

The first models were the "8-Year Tendercut," designed to match the specifications of the scientists' "tenderness" reports. They were shipped in climate-controlled trucks to distribution centers, their identical pale faces and snow-white hair making them look like porcelain dolls. They were engineered to be mute; the corporations found that the screaming during processing lowered productivity and unsettled the butchers.

This solved the "hope." But it created something else.

Because Aila was legally "food," she had no protections. She was a product. And people, as it turned out, loved to play with their food.

In the high-end markets of the new world, clients didn't just buy the processed, plastic-wrapped cuts. The truly wealthy—the "freaks," as you called them—bought the Aila units live.

There were no consequences for what happened next. It was overlooked, the same way a farmer overlooks a cat toying with a mouse.

In private kitchens and basement "processing rooms," the Aila clones were subjected to the whims of their owners. Some tested her limits, her engineered biology. How much pain could she register before her system shut down? Her large, terrified eyes were the only way she could communicate, and for these owners, that fear was just another flavor.

The most notorious "gourmands" practiced what they called "living preparation." They would keep her alive for weeks, amputating limbs for "fresh-daily" cuts while she was sustained on nutrient drips, watching her own body be consumed.

Society, as a whole, pretended not to know. They were just happy the butcher shops were full again.

The false hope Aila provided wasn't that humanity would stop eating sentient beings. The false hope was that this new "solution" would somehow save their souls.

It didn't. It just gave their cruelty a new, silent, and defenseless target.
 
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I had a thought about an alternate reality where human cannibalism is legal and normalized.

It’s not savage; it's industrialized. There are facilities that process the deceased and even offer "death assistance" (euthanasia) to those who wish to donate their bodies.
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Maybe, but prion diseases go brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Could be an even better horror/guro stuff if taken lightly.
 
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I have bad news for you...
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Americans (and Europeans) will never understand
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I am going to throwing some fun fact about this thing.

As some of you might already guessed, i live in a country where Americans life standard doesn't applies, where fast-food are expensive and became a luxury, where piracy is only option for consuming media, where black-out are more frequent and longer than cloudflare outage.

Regardless of the misery, there is also cool thing that coming out of that.
"that phone? cool?"
You might be surprised but these phone are extremely popular here (more than any android or IPHONE).
These phone can:
  • send SMS
  • make phone calls
  • take 32 x 32 pixels photo
  • has a built-in radio
  • have a SD up to 16 GB that way you can listen to your favorite youtube mp3 downloaded music
  • fully charge in 1 hours and stay up to 1 or 2 weeks (my android can't do that)
  • browse to the internet (well, most of the modern websites doesn't work such as MD, Youtube or ChatGPT and Facebook too "RIP mbasic.facebook.com", at least Google works)
  • run java programs (for some models)
  • have Bluetooth support
  • extremely shock resistant
  • have an easy replaceable battery
which makes it extremely versatile phone.
These phone is also cheap too (Around 50 000 Ariary which is around 11.15 USD for the current exchange) compared to touchscreen phone which is 6 times the price.

Why I made the shitpost in first place?
I was riding the bus to deliver stuff to my big sister,
and saw the somebody using that "shitel" phone
and thought "Damn, i bet everybody on the forum will laugh about the phone brand name"
but also got nostalgic sawing it.

Back where i was in highscool (which was in 2018),
My mom gave me a phone like that (no, not this "shitel" one but a similar model from another popular phone brand here called "TECNO" I bet nobody knows this brand here).
Yeah sure people flex on me that they have an android phone that can take high resolutions pictures and play games on it,
but i flex on them when there is a 12 hour blackout at night and their phone are dead.
Good old times...
 
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Americans (and Europeans) will never understand
7fuxkc.jpg
I am going to throwing some fun fact about this thing.

As some of you might already guessed, i live in a country where Americans life standard doesn't applies, where fast-food are expensive and became a luxury, where piracy is only option for consuming media, where black-out are more frequent and longer than cloudflare outage.

Regardless of the misery, there is also cool thing that coming out of that.
"that phone? cool?"
You might be surprised but these phone are extremely popular here (more than any android or IPHONE).
These phone can:
  • send SMS
  • make phone calls
  • take 32 x 32 pixels photo
  • has a built-in radio
  • have a SD up to 16 GB that way you can listen to your favorite youtube mp3 downloaded music
  • fully charge in 1 hours and stay up to 1 or 2 weeks (my android can't do that)
  • browse to the internet (well, most of the modern websites doesn't work such as MD, Youtube or ChatGPT and Facebook too "RIP mbasic.facebook.com", at least Google works)
  • run java programs (for some models)
  • have Bluetooth support
  • extremely shock resistant
  • have an easy replaceable battery
which makes it extremely versatile phone.
These phone is also cheap too (Around 50 000 Ariary which is around 11.15 USD for the current exchange) compared to touchscreen phone which is 6 times the price.

Why I made the shitpost in first place?
I was riding the bus to deliver stuff to my big sister,
and saw the somebody using that "shitel" phone
and thought "Damn, i bet everybody on the forum will laugh about the phone brand name"
but also got nostalgic sawing it.

Back where i was in highscool (which was in 2018),
My mom gave me a phone like that (no, not this "shitel" one but a similar model from another popular phone brand here called "TECNO" I bet nobody knows this brand here).
Yeah sure people flex on me that they have an android phone that can take high resolutions pictures and play games on it,
but i flex on them when there is a 12 hour blackout at night and their phone are dead.
Good old times...
That's kinda cool not gonna lie, nice info. You can have this Ayu in exchange and some info about her, did you know she's from a visual novel called 'Kanon'? And I bet you don't know she likes this one food item called taiyaki. I didn't know this until I looked it up on the wikipedia page for her today, so there's no shame in admitting it.
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Sauce
 

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