do you have accent?

[geometricbug321]

explain to me how it sounds.
mine is very neutral. boring. looks shy, too kind. no charisma at all. i wanna pick an accent to me.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I sound like a drunk Russian truck

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

My normal speech in german no, but I also can switch to an extremely strong accent I got from my grandparents.
In english, I probably do

 

[Mangamoz]

I sound like I want to steal your wallet.
Something like this:

 

[Angry_Panda]

You know how American newscasters all have that bland American non-accent? That's my accent.

Here, listen for yourself.

 

[BakedBanana]

You know how American newscasters all have that bland American non-accent? That's my accent.

Here, listen for yourself.

The Big Three speech is still my favorite one you've done, especially with the whole part with Pando quote.

 

[yogurtman250]

You know how American newscasters all have that bland American non-accent? That's my accent.

Here, listen for yourself.

Your speech reminds me of Omni-Man's voice actor lol

 

[Angry_Panda]

Your speech reminds me of Omni-Man's voice actor lol

Oh, yeah, JK Simmons. He's fun! Flattered to be compared to him.

 

[yogurtman250]

Anyways, my voice fucking SUCKS lmaooo genuinely I'd rather not speak at all than let other people hear such a voice. You know that "cursed speech" thingy from JJK? (why is JJK on my mind recently i'm cooked) It's practically that but with only the weird sounding voice. I think. I don't know, I don't watch or read JJK. Shocker. Anyways, do you know how it feels to be envious of one being able to speak? I have to deal this everyday because apparently for some unknown I was born with some fucking speech impediment. And judging by my looks, I'm sure I was born with plenty of more defects! I sound like a fucking slurred 8 year old while being on the verge of graduation. I doubt anyone can take me seriously. I know I could never survive an in person job application. Genuinely, how the fuck could people genuinely listen to my voice without ripping the ears out? I did a voice recording while writing this and it sounds EXACTLY like how I described it. Do you know how much I've restraining myself from saying the R-slur? Because that's what I'm fucking am, just a full-on you know that should've never been born

 

[yogurtman250]

Oh, yeah, JK Simmons. He's fun! Flattered to be compared to him.

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot his name...
I barely care about movies nor any actors....

 

[Angry_Panda]

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot his name...
I barely care about movies nor any actors....

No worries - I have seen exactly zero of that series and had to google who Omni-Man was to start with since I didn't know that was his name.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

i have a refined, 'normative' burger accent. here, listen for yourself.

especially with the whole part with Pando quote.

To understand that, most average people that think below them are stupid, are actually the one thats on the below.

truly one of the greatest thinkers of our time

 

[BakedBanana]

i have a refined, 'normative' burger accent. here, listen for yourself.

This is actually what I sound like. (no bully)

truly one of the greatest thinkers of our time

True. Such a shame what happened to him, RIP.

 

[yogurtman250]

This is actually what I sound like. (no bully)

That was... an experience

 

[TestAddress]

Oh, yeah, JK Simmons. He's fun! Flattered to be compared to him.

Most of our brains compress sound information so in fact the only time we can definitely differentiate is between hi pitched and low gurglings.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I suppose I have because here accent may differ from one town to another, but they always point out I know how to put a sexy tone, one of those that may shake your knees and run a chill to your spine. But I only do that on request.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I suppose I have because here accent may differ from one town to another, but they always point out I know how to put a sexy tone, one of those that may shake your knees and run a chill to your spine. But I only do that on request.

I REQUEST

 

[KATCRX]

Nah

 

[Mangamoz]

@athayanezant
I imagine you sounding like a chipmunk.

 

[Mangamoz]

@pedronimo Probably talks like this: