How to get rid a human body

[Taogeru]

I am in the field of forensics so I can answer you seriously but that would definitely put me on someone's hitlist here!!!

Kill or be killed.

Dismember the body and bury the parts as far apart as you can. If possible, on a country border. Remove any identifiable factors on the body.

That'll take a lot of times, since i live on the city.

Generally speaking anything involving burial is a bad idea, Easy to reach, Air/nutrients will make the patch youve dug to be more noticeable.

If you got access to industrial meat processors or furnances alot easier

Sea is okay too

This idea is probably the best option so far, but someone will notice a bag full of dismantled body.

Some nice seasonings and decent enough cooking skills, take it as lunch to work everyday and wait for ur coworker to eat it like the son of a bitch that they are. Report missing person on the dead body and out your lunch stealing coworker as a suspect, they'll do a stool sample on his ass and see that he ate the missing dude. Two birds with one stone, get rid of a body and fuck your bitch ass coworker's life up. Works every time

Dawg, I'm a pattisier, more importantly I'm working from home.

I dunno man I wouldn't trust someone named the gay green goblin

You're not alone on this one

 

[Angry_Panda]

Wasn't there a shounen series about a woman who ate human-sized aliens like a black hole?

Drama Queen. Which... ain't great.

 

[BakedBanana]

@Angry_Panda
I guess it's about time we brought this back:

 

[Taogeru]

I guess the algorithm didn't picked up this shit up, huh?

You'll see about that later, you son of a bitch.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I know you're joking, so I'll jokingly ask you to DM me the location and details so I can give you a fake 100% not real estimated price for me to do the job - wink wink, nudge nudge

 

[pandascepter]

Drama Queen. Which... ain't great.

Oh isnt that a manga about an alien becoming human and having an orgy??

Also, immigrant politic stuff. Its good, I love the solution. Kill them all if you dont respect the owner.
In romans always do what romanians

 

[Cool.Ice]

I suppose you got many ideas on how to dismember the body
But make sure after burying it, bury a carcass of an animal above it
So when police dogs dig open the area, they get a dead deer suppose
And they stop looking there

 

[Taogeru]

I know you're joking, so I'll jokingly ask you to DM me the location and details so I can give you a fake 100% not real estimated price for me to do the job - wink wink, nudge nudge

How much?

I suppose you got many ideas on how to dismember the body
But make sure after burying it, bury a carcass of an animal above it
So when police dogs dig open the area, they get a dead deer suppose
And they stop looking there

The smell of dead body and dead animals is different tho

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

How much?

 

[Taogeru]

30$?! oh hell nah

 

[Mangamoz]

-Be in the island's list.

-Immunity to all crimes

-Fresh babies galore for your soup.

 

[Taogeru]

-Be in the island's list.

-Immunity to all crimes

-Fresh babies galore for your soup.

I may be a villain, but I'm not a monster

 

[Cool.Ice]

How much?

The smell of dead body and dead animals is different tho

Spray some boismel

 

[Taogeru]

Spray some boismel

Nah, if i do it.
Then i need to do it constantly until the body just a skeleton

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Drama Queen. Which... ain't great.

Oh isnt that a manga about an alien becoming human and having an orgy??

Also, immigrant politic stuff. Its good, I love the solution. Kill them all if you dont respect the owner.
In romans always do what romanians

i'd still recommend it, even though it's lost its direction

i also really like the idea of "we're just gonna kill them" as a solution to the alien invasion

 

[Taogeru]

Once again, this thread is dead
Like my victim.
But i won't give up, never

 

[Manko-sensei]

Once again, this thread is dead
Like my victim.
But i won't give up, never

Have you eaten it yet?

 

[Taogeru]

Have you eaten it yet?

No, the human body have so much bacteria and viruses.
It's best not to eat it (mostly), but i read that hands doesn't have it. So, maybe I'll try it once

 

[Manko-sensei]

No, the human body have so much bacteria and viruses.
It's best not to eat it (mostly), but i read that hands doesn't have it. So, maybe I'll try it once

Using those principles you should go vegan. And, well, Anibal Lecter is definitely not a good influence for you.

 

[Taogeru]

Using those principles you should go vegan. And, well, Anibal Lecter is definitely not a good influence for you.

Nah, I'll do it myself