Recent content by Azurea_Mystis

Not my best post, but I am starved for a laugh right now. Also starved for hugs and affection, but I can't afford that in the current economy.

I love Lidl stores. Their breads are so good, and it doesn't cost you a contract with Satan for your soul, just to be able to afford an entire cart of groceries.

When they turn 16 and become legal to be bred.

I'll do it so I can kill my past self and current self, because nothing in my life ever works out.

@hahano ha ha ha ha ha... No. I am not gay. I am utilizing the presence of both a pssuy and a Rod of Dominion that is attached to my body. I do not modify my body with anything but antipsychotic medication.

I don't regret making you regret waking up today.

I hate how tall I am, because the corners on the counters, desks, and tables in my house are all at ball height.

I think the population in my area has about 40% fat people, 13% jacked dudes and a few slightly muscular women, 37% decently healthy people, 9.97% people who are kinda skinny, and 0.03% people who are hospitalized for either an illness, an injury, or a mental problem.

For reference, I am not male. At least, not completely male anyway. I'm both at the same time.