Tall girls mean bigger proportions. Your descendants get better rolls on their height. Imagine the leg-lock, and the day after. Yep, tall girls are great. (I'll never get one.)
My boy is clueless. Honestly, I can't blame him. I'd be the same. I think most guys would be.
Don't believe me? Remember that time a girl talked to you and only afterwards you started wondering if she was flirting? You're the same.
if the haunted house knows what's best for it, it'll keep its shenanigans in check or the ghosts will be homeless
imagine being both dead AND destitute