i'm basically a deity but like one of the shitty minor ones. i'm the god of a rock somewhere in arizona. i don't live in arizona. i have never been to arizona
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go drink some water...!!! now!!!! this is an order!! !
it's so awesome when you realize you can just be a girl and nobody can stop u
how life feels when u ignore all your fandoms and just play your games because they're fun
life advice.. go to google and look up puppy with hat on
i am endlessly sad that mosaic slimes aren't in slime rancher 2 thyre my favs behind quantum
my official reaction breakdown as of posting this
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this is one of genshin's top 10 (checks ost length). uh. top 150 tracks they've ever released
there are 206 bones in my girlfriend's body ... there are 207 bones in my girlfriend's body ... there are 206 bones in my girlfriend's body ... (my experimental bone growth treatment to donate marrow is a success)
i love looking at my adblocker slowly but surely count up the number of trackers it's catching every time i load a new page on this site/other related manga readers
the easiest way to a girl's heart is sublingual dissolution
This person is either insane or delusional.
Maybe both, but i could be wrong tho
first alien communication deciphered : "hi i'm alien 🐌"
(meeting girlfriend's mom) "your daughter calls me by her name too"
"..what?
"you heard me. your daughter calls Us by Our name too."
girlfriend who is really bad at navigating the woods at night so she just kinda ends up running in circles and it's not very fun
girlfriend who blindfolds you and drops you off in the forest somewhere and then hunts you for sport
one day i will make a girl out of something that has never been made into a girl before
sometimesthe world is very hateful and sad ubt you have tonremember the way of the little kitty cat and gave fun and play with string and fall asleep in sun
kylian mbappe has a valid troll name
this hole! it was made for me! (looking at my bed) (i sleep in a hole( -
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