SaladBowlOnSteroids

i just got a free bowling ball from a shady guy i met, and then.....

it gave me the hawk tuah.

im still trying to make sense of that last sentence.

i set my cat on fire and then ate it.... but what it did next shocked me. it died. but when it magically came back to life, it forced me to subscribe to its onlyfans..... i refused because i dont even use onlyfans.


very scary, i learned a life lesson after that. dont set your cats on fire, guys. you WILL regret it.

ah dawg