Recent content by v.roderick

I was wrong, my dude is still thicker than two planks of wood.

If I were Geats and was being forced to marry an abusive woman against my will, I'd renounce my name, skip country and set up life in a small village somewhere using my noble education to do accounting or some shit. Abusive partners are the worst, especially when you balk at their aggression...

Mantis's regen power gave me parasite infection vibes.

My dreams always involve improving my health, getting drugs or seeing live music. All achieved in short time periods. My most recent were building my shoulders, getting 100 tabs of acid and seeing Yob. Shoulders are built, no more pain from them, the tabs came in and only cost me $200 (tested...

Oh, oh no.

He looked great in a business trench style fit. If he didn't look bored he would have killed it. Just had a realisation. Is he's lack of self interest and interest in women because of his sister constantly negging him? Like he spent the better part of his home life being told he's boring, ugly...

I was thinking the same but couldn't get past the take. It won't be the first or last time we see an author lash out due to irl circumstances.

Nah, they're typically rounded or pear shaped with 2 female adaptors. That's a beaker bong with a bowl.

"she's blind and deaf, she probably can't even remember me. So do not equating a dog to human" You heard the lady, if your family members get dementia and can no longer remember you, stop treating them like humans. I get that the author was in a bad headspace but that was a seriously shit take.

I couldn't focus on the drama, the bong shirt had me fixated. It looks exactly like my bong lol.

I love that the customer automatically got over himself because of the whimsy of it all.

So dead, enslaved or adopted another who turned out to be an evil shitcunt. Place your bets.

It's not bad, especially with a runny yolk, the tangyness goes well with the mellow savoury flavour. I try damn near everything once. I don't advise cocaine on eggs though, it's way too bitter. A sprinkle of msg and freshly ground cumin is my go to.

You're right, I should have used self-absorbed. She did for a single song right? I meant as a one person band releasing albums. Like Kauan, Sunsetter or (lord forbid) that frog fucker Phyllomedusa with his 200 odd grindcore albums. Either way, her half assed pity party rubs me the wrong way...

The 5000 viewers is just that one Japanese uncle with the cell phone bike. There's no other way chat would be this coherent.