a naming scheme like
the thousand is the floor
while the remaining hundreds are the rooms.
so room 3009 might be third floor, the 9th room out of hypothetical 999 rooms.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD CATCH HOLY SHIT I WANT TO BE LIKE THAT.
I CAN COOK FAIRLY WELL AND DOES HOME CHORES TOO. THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY LMAOOOOOOOOOO
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM YOU WHORE FUCKING BITCH DON'T DO ANYTHING FUCKING WEIRD OR I'LL DISPATCH YOUUUUUUU STOPPPPPPPP DON'T GET ANY CLOSER FROM THEM!!! DON'T INTERACT WITH THEM!